If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This is the high leading the old right now
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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