What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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