Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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