so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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