It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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