If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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