i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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