Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Come on in and take your pants off
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