going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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