I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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