What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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