Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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