I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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