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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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