Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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