if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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