I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So squirting runs in the family.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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