Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
