This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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