Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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