If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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