its not stalking. its research.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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