It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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