Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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