Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you inspire me to be a worse person
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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