But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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