sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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