guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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