oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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