she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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