i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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