I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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