what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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