Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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