I can tuck mytits in my pants
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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