I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
