I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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