So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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