I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Bring me that man meat
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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