When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
