listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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