I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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