everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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