I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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