he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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