Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
