Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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