Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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