I'm really into asian looking animals
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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