Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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