All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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