FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Boobs are out for the taking
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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