i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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