He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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