i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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