Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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