Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I will die if light touches me.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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