My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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